Wild Times at the Allstate Arena
It’s been a very busy year and a rollercoaster of excitement at every turn. We can barely keep up and we know that it has been the same for you! We here at Upscale TV and Sportsaholic want to wish you a very, very happy and outstanding New Year’s! Upscale TV has been on hiatus but is coming back in Spring of 2010 – we will keep you posted on air dates. It’s all hush-hush – but I can promise you that William J. Kelly’s BACK and wilder than ever before.
BREAKING NEWS: ATTENTION SPORTSAHOLICS! POPULIST FOLK HERO WILLIAM J. KELLY’S JUST BEEN DRAFTED BY THE WASHINGTON GENERALS TO PLAY AGAINST THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS AT THE ALLSTATE ARENA!
Kelly’s mission? To help the Generals beat the legendary Harlem Globetrotters, for the first time in three decades. In a sly move, Bill’s tapped two top Globetrotters – Flight Time and Big Easy – to help him train in the wildest practice ever. Rocky this ain’t! Tonight, he’ll go head-to-head with the Globetrotters at Chicago Allstate Arena. Will Kelly survive or die trying? Will the Trotters see the error of their ways and add Kelly to their roster? Get ready for mischief and mayhem – Bill Kelly-style with the legendary Curly Neal, Herb “Flight Time” Lang, and “Big Easy” Lofton. And, watch and you’ll see Kelly get the biggest smackdown of his life! Hint – Big Easy is 6’9″ and Bill is 6’2″. One thing is for sure…Kelly’s in trouble. Big time.
Find out tonight (and Sunday) at 12:30 late night on your crash course in sports reality – William Kelly’s Sportsaholic! Comcast Sportsnet, DISH, and Direct TV!
